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4:23 AM

December 23, 2009

Dear Albany International Airport Starbucks,

Please tell me that you open at 4:30 AM. I need a container of 'perfect oatmeal' and an awake tea latte. Stat. And if you do open at 5 AM, please excuse my haziness while I approach.

xoxo-
Faithful Patron

Dear Blackberry,

Thank you for getting your act together this morning on our drive to the airport. I was REALLY starting to freak out about your lack of internet connection last night and this morning. I can't imagine a day of 8 hours of travel without twitter. I'm guessing you just needed a nap or something. I hope you are well rested, because I have a feeling you may be composing some blogs throughout the day- isn't that exciting?

xoxo – H

Dear Division Manager at my office,

Thanks for teaching me about the park and fly hidden past Airport Rd. I am looking forward to my car being snow-free and heated for me when I arrive at Midnight-Thirty Monday morning. Best. Idea. Ever.

Best,
Your favorite office cookie all star

Dear alleged sleep "issue"-

I'm getting really sick of all the waking up in the middle of (and beginning of and end of) the night.
Contrary to your supposed belief, when I went to bed at 7:00 last night, I was hoping to sleep until 2:40 AM. Was waking up at 7:30, 7:47, 8:19, 10:47, 12:03, and finally, 1:12 really necessary? You may have thought you won as I did get out of bed at 1:17 to start my day over an hour earlier than the already ridiculously early scheduled time- but don't get too excited. I will conquer you and all the falseness that you think you are soon.

Be afraid. Be v. afraid,
Heather

Dear man that just asked the barista when they open,

Thank you. I now have 17 minutes until heaven.

And you look nice in a sweater.

I'm just saying,
Girl smiling at you in corner

Dear ubertwitter,

Thank you for the function "everyone near you.". My goal is now find someone else in airport tweeting before 5:00 AM.

Forever fan,
@thenheathersaid

Dear family –
I get to see you super soon! HOORAY!!!
xoxoxoxoxox- heath

Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Julie @savvyeats permalink
    December 23, 2009 8:13 am

    I love this. Get home safe!

  2. thetwentyfifthyear permalink
    December 23, 2009 1:06 pm

    I second that – love it. You and I could do a running commentary of airport love, with a side of sarcasm of course.

  3. Kayla J permalink
    December 23, 2009 3:48 pm

    You are THE cutest thing ever.

  4. Kait permalink
    December 23, 2009 9:21 pm

    I write notes in my head like this every day:"Dear Toaster: F you. I'd like toast. Not warm bread, and not charred crumbs. Get it together, stat."or "Finger. Suck it up. It is not that bad. A tiny little slice. Please, stop bleeding. I don't have enough bandaids here to keep this up. Xoxo, Kait."Anyways, what I mesn to say is love this post.

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